I'm a 22-year-old student currently living with London withdrawal. Feel free to scroll down and absorb the random.

kittydoom:

(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

Omg, this is adorable.

(Source: princeoberynmartell)

"Dear nurse, as much as I love you, you are terribly muddled when it comes to the morals of stories."

"Dear child, some stories have no morals. Sometimes darkness and madness are simply that."

"How terrible," said Farukhuaz.

"Do you think so? I find it reassuring. It saves me from having to divine meaning in every sorrow that comes my way."

—the alf yeom (a text-within-the-text of) alif the unseen by g. willow wilson (via sea-change)

This is underlined in my copy.

(My copy that is signed by G. Willow Wilson as of today!)

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks)

x

(Source: mattrsmiths)

@spulliam: The hour before the world gets to you in the morning is a precious and sacred hour. If there’s a way to claim that, do. @ANNELAMOTT #FFWgr

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

believeinprongs:

believeinprongs:

But really can you imagine how much fun Harry would have had with an animagus as a father? James giving little five year old Harry stag-rides on his back prancing along in the backyard, James going to “mow the lawn” and then Harry looks out his window…

rainbowbarnacle:

hope-for-snow:

At one time, one of Toothless’s animator stuck a ball of duct-tape on his own cat’s tail for reference which ended up perfect for this shot. (actual footage of his cat he used)

AWWWWWW

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

(Source: skullspeare)

jeanprouvclaire:

nevermore191:


Tybalt: OMFG UNCLE THERE ARE MONTAGUES AT YOUR PARTY.

Capulet: Please, Tybalt, calm down.

Tybalt: ROMEO IS HERE.

Tybalt: I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE.

Capulet:

Capulet: You recognized him just by his voice.

Tybalt: YES.

Capulet:

Tybalt: And I could smell him.

Capulet:

Tybalt: He smells of cheap women’s perfume.

Capulet:

Tybalt: And shame.

Capulet:

Tybalt:

Capulet: Just leave all of the Montagues here alone and don’t ruin this ball.

(no homeo)

She came in wearing a red coat and I thought she was mad," he said. "She had this red coat on with all this red hair, which then was down to beyond her nether-regions. I thought it was quite odd.

Matt Smith on meeting Karen Gillan (via thinkoutsidethesnogbox)

(via mattandkaz)

No don’t say that, because then Karen will die and Matt will end up with one of his exes.

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

sherrydarlingisalover:

notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

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it got better

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IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

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THISSSSSSSSS