01 8 / 2014

theashleyclements:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

And also because men call behavior in women they find inconvenient “crazy”

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

01 8 / 2014

(Source: latenightseth, via whoopsywoo)

01 8 / 2014

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor, via jamesbarnesnotjustinbieber)

31 7 / 2014

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

(via abstractangels)

31 7 / 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via englishmajorhumor)

31 7 / 2014

lotrlockedwhovian:

doctor-supersherlokid:

adamcansuckme:

stillabrit:

haveahiddles:

I’m a writer.
SCORE

Ok so I’m a mercenary/Greek demigod (Hercules) I can work with that hahahahaha

Does Marty McFly count as a time traveler?

So, an avenger? (Thor)

Bounty hunter? Ok.

Nice!  I’m either a successful film/stage/TV actor who creates a role that lasts for 50+ years, or I’m a TV producer who is really good at her job.

lotrlockedwhovian:

doctor-supersherlokid:

adamcansuckme:

stillabrit:

haveahiddles:

I’m a writer.

SCORE

Ok so I’m a mercenary/Greek demigod (Hercules) I can work with that hahahahaha

Does Marty McFly count as a time traveler?

So, an avenger? (Thor)

Bounty hunter? Ok.

Nice!  I’m either a successful film/stage/TV actor who creates a role that lasts for 50+ years, or I’m a TV producer who is really good at her job.

(Source: astroextensionist)

31 7 / 2014

dressedupsoul:

Can we talk about how much I like reading nooks/alcoves? Like, look at these. I want one so badly. So cozy and secluded and comfy. (none of these images are mine- I’ve collected them over time because of my intense love of reading nooks v__v) 

(via yourfriendthenerd)

30 7 / 2014

I am quite frustrated that I have spent so much time in my life debating whether to use “grey” or “gray” when writing.  If I had known the whole “grAy” is American and “grEy” is English trick before, I would have saved so much googling.  Like, how is it that easy? 

And then I did some further googles and came up with the single-most-annoying British English spelling I’ve ever seen.  Kerb.  Is this even real or was this website pulling my leg?  That looks like a five-year-old just learning to spell.  Curb looks so much more classy.  Just saying.

30 7 / 2014

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

I feel like my friends and I take turns being the mom friend, depending on who needs to be mommed.

(I tried using the word “mothered” there, and it just didn’t feel the same.)

(via shadowofthewaxwing)

30 7 / 2014

rift-master:

the-eagle-atarian:

polygenderprincess:

friendly reminder that!! self diagnosis is just as good as a professional diagnosis and saying that it isnt is classist and ableist uwu

image

I have cancer. Your post gave me cancer. That is my self diagnosis and will be sending you the million dollar medical bills shortly.

I would like to add that I originally had no idea what uwu means, so in my head I read it as “you whore, you”.  Then I googled it.  Now I know it’s a face.

That has nothing to do with this post, but I think Obama’s face says it all.  (Mental health care should be included in universal healthcare.  Let’s go for that, America!)

(via lessthanaminutetoguess)

30 7 / 2014

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

image

I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

(via whoopsywoo)

29 7 / 2014

westendmelody:

You know what I dislike?  When fanfic writers (of a long, multi-chapter fic) decide to include an author’s note at the beginning of every chapter telling the reader what’s going to happen.  Like, I understand if it’s the beginning of the story and you want to draw readers in.  But when I’m eleven chapters into a thirty-chapter fic, I’m in this.  I’m going to finish.  You don’t need to reassure me or guide me by the hand.  Sigh.

It got worse.  “Okay guys, here’s the chapter you’ve been waiting for.  They get together!”

Excuse you, I am reading here!

29 7 / 2014

You know what I dislike?  When fanfic writers (of a long, multi-chapter fic) decide to include an author’s note at the beginning of every chapter telling the reader what’s going to happen.  Like, I understand if it’s the beginning of the story and you want to draw readers in.  But when I’m eleven chapters into a thirty-chapter fic, I’m in this.  I’m going to finish.  You don’t need to reassure me or guide me by the hand.  Sigh.

29 7 / 2014

lovemesomedestiel:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

I really want to make a short film with all of these lines in it now.  Just saying.

(via yourfriendthenerd)

29 7 / 2014

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

(via intricateorganizedchaos)