There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
thank you for your contribution
The building is apologizing…yup. I’m in England.
The Daily Show | September 10th 2014
Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it. The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.
Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.
I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head”
I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND
is your cat called yeehaw
Jenna Coleman presents Peter Capaldi with GQ’s TV Personality of the Year Award
Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —> 7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
Subway Map-Themed Wall Hooks
I NEED THIS
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
I’d like to be so rich that I could pick up books at the bookstore as I do at the library.
I laughed until I realised I was in tumble instead of studying like I wanted to do.