I'm a 22-year-old student currently living with London withdrawal. Feel free to scroll down and absorb the random.
"Dear nurse, as much as I love you, you are terribly muddled when it comes to the morals of stories."
"Dear child, some stories have no morals. Sometimes darkness and madness are simply that."
"How terrible," said Farukhuaz.
"Do you think so? I find it reassuring. It saves me from having to divine meaning in every sorrow that comes my way."
the alf yeom (a text-within-the-text of) alif the unseen by g. willow wilson (via sea-change)
This is underlined in my copy.
(My copy that is signed by G. Willow Wilson as of today!)
@spulliam: The hour before the world gets to you in the morning is a precious and sacred hour. If there’s a way to claim that, do. @ANNELAMOTT #FFWgr
- 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
- 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
- 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
Tybalt: OMFG UNCLE THERE ARE MONTAGUES AT YOUR PARTY.
Capulet: Please, Tybalt, calm down.
Tybalt: ROMEO IS HERE.
Tybalt: I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE.
Capulet: You recognized him just by his voice.
Tybalt: And I could smell him.
Tybalt: He smells of cheap women’s perfume.
Tybalt: And shame.
Capulet: Just leave all of the Montagues here alone and don’t ruin this ball.
She came in wearing a red coat and I thought she was mad," he said. "She had this red coat on with all this red hair, which then was down to beyond her nether-regions. I thought it was quite odd.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER